these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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