are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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