I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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