that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
sex in a hospital.. check
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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