I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Randomize