Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
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the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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