is your mom at the bar?
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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