i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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