Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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