you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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