Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
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Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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