On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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