im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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