once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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