I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is Oprah even human
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
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