So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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