Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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