My brain says no but my pants say off.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Randomize
