I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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