kristin has been a bad kristin
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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