I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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