redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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