do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?