I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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