ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Redeem this text for a blowjob
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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