Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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