Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it's like heaven, but drunker
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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