That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just want nice things and good sex
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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