ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm too high and old for this...
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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