your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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