hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
