She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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