You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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