i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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