Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize
