i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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