But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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