its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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