PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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