he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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