hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
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You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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