I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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