Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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