She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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