The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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