Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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