I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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