This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
A bitchslap is in order.
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