Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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