Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
