Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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