You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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