Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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