is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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