I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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