wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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